Would You Rather: Speak Every Language… or Talk to Animals?

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🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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The crew debates a wild “would you rather” question—speak every language in the world or communicate with animals. Then Gandhi drops a second scenario so outrageous the room immediately regrets it.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:05.7	Get your hands together.
0:07.2	We're going to start to party.
0:09.3	I'm ready to party.
0:11.0	The Elvis Duran After Party.
0:15.3	It's the After-party podcast.
0:23.1	Hi y'all.
0:23.6	How y'all do?
0:24.2	Hello!
0:26.5	I love these what-if questions.
0:28.8	I know Gandhi has a couple of them here.
0:31.2	Let's start with the first one.
0:33.2	Let's all participate, shall we?
0:34.6	All right, all right.
0:35.4	So I was talking to my friend the other day,
0:36.8	and he hit me with two really good would you rather's.
0:39.7	And the first one, would you rather speak every language known to man on the planet or be able to speak to animals?
0:52.2	We all know my answer, so.
0:53.8	Yeah.
1:10.8	Is it speak and understand every language? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's it. I can travel anywhere. Yeah. I could go anywhere. You go humans? Absolutely. Yeah, I agree. I would go for travel purposes. I go anywhere. Yeah. That'd be awesome. Gandhi, it's you and me, baby.
1:11.3	Yes.
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