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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, we have nothing in common with her.

All right.

We'll get into that.

Find out what that's all about in just a few.

Because right now, it is time for the nephews.

There I go again.

Prank comb fall.

Prank phone call for today.

What you got, Neff?

Well, we're going to get a little stupid this morning, y'all.

This right here, you know, it's a birthday.

It's somebody's birthday, and I want to make sure I get them something, you know, and I want to get them something nice, you know? That's nice. That's nice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This right here is your wife's birthday. Huh? Your wife's birthday. You know, and I just feel like it's polite for me to call and talk to the man and ask him, you know, and make sure we're not getting the same thing, you know, for your wife. You understand what I'm saying?

You know what I mean?

I considerate of it. There ain't no since her getting the same thing. So let's talk this out. What you're going to get or what I'm going to get her, you know. But I want to get her something nice and sexy, you know what I'm saying? So your wife's birthday, okay? I don't see nothing wrong with this. Let's go, Katow. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren. Yeah, what's up? Hey, Darren, man. What's going on, brother? My name is Chris, man. I work with your wife. Sharon, I think I've seen you at one of the gatherings before, man, like a happy hour we had after work or something. I don't know if you remember me or not. No, I don't remember you.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Hey, listen, man, I know Sharon's birthday is coming up. So I wanted to, if you didn't mind, I hope you don't mind me called. I wanted to reach out and see if you were, you know, what you were getting before a birthday. I wanted to make sure, you know, we're going to pitch in and get us something at the job. We want to make sure, you know, we didn't get, you know, what you may have to get her. You know what I'm saying? Kind of like something like a grab bag or something like that? No, I wasn't going to hit it with no grab bag. I was just, you know, like I said, we were going to get something. You know, we haven't really put our, put our, uh, all the thoughts to it or what we's going to get yet. I want, I personally want to see what you was getting that way we don't, you know, do. Okay. Well, she likes money, man. You can, you know, give us some, give her some cash or, you know, Starbucks card or something for McDonald's,

something, you know, it don't have to be too big.

She, she don't, you don't have to, you know,

she's not that materialistic.

Okay, okay.

Let me, let me ask you this, though, Dee.

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