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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today,

and the subject is, I just met my play sister-in-law.

Hmm, we'll get into that in just a few, because right now it is time for the nephew

and today's prank phone call.

What you got for is neff this right

here don't you hate child support don't you oh wow man what what what let's go cat hello hello i am

trying to reach a melvin colbert please yeah this is melvin uh mrvin. Mr. Melvin, how are you? My name is Tim.

I learned with the Child Support Services, and I wanted to give you a call.

Going through the records that we have, I wanted to follow up on some things.

We're noticing here that your son, Melvin, Jr., is going to be turning 18 here pretty soon.

But looking at our records, it indicates

that you were doing pretty well with child support for 17, maybe, well, 16, 16 years.

It just seems like we're here within the last year you've seemed to falling off.

It seemed like we haven't gotten a payment from you within the last year.

I'm looking, I'm dating it back now.

It looks like.

Wait a minute.

Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Now, you said for 16 years my son to be 18 in three months. Right. I know. That's what we're saying. It seems like he's approaching 18, sir. but within the last 12 months, 12, 13 months, sir,

we haven't really gotten a payment here from you as far as child support is concerned.

Wait a minute. Hold on. What you mean? You ain't got no permit. They take it out of my check. They take money out of my check every week. Every paycheck. That's twice a month. They take money out of my check and they've been taking money out of my check. So you need, wait a minute, you need to look at that computer again.

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