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it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my ex paid for my grandma's funeral.

Hmm, we'll get into that in just a bit.

But right now it is the nephew here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is Neff. Ah, you know, I don't know how to say it. But right now it is the nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is

Neff. Ah, you know, I don't know how to say it. Let me find the right words. Because I wanted to

sound affectionate. Uh, your wife is fine as hell. I'm gonna beat your ass. Go ahead, man.

Play this ragged ass pain. I wish you would. I wish you would come in and say something like that, though. Your wife is fine as hell. Come on, Kevin. Come on, let's go. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Darrell. Yeah, this is Darrell. Who is this? Hey, Darrell, how you doing? My name is Alonzo, man.

I work for a liquor distributing company.

I do liquor distributing company. Yeah, this is Darrell, who's this? Hey, Dale, how you doing? My name is Alonzo, man.

I work for a liquor distributing company.

I do liquor distribution.

How are you doing today?

I'm pretty good.

I'm pretty good, man.

What can I do for you?

Hey, we're putting together a big event, man, with vodka.

And they're throwing a huge pool party.

And like I say, I've been,

I'm in the liquor business, man.

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