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All right?

We'll get into that in just a little bit.

But right now, it is time for the nephew and the prank phone call.

What you got, Neff?

I got Diva Lounge. Diva Lounge. Uh-huh. Okay. Cat dog, if you would. Take us to the Lound. This is Larnetta. Yeah, Larnetta. I'm trying to, um, you don take us to the lounge this is lorna yeah uh lorneette i'm trying to um you do you don't want to own the diva lounge right yes i do okay my aunt trying to um my ain't

phillis was trying to get an appointment say y'all rejected her or something like that on

getting an appointment uh for uh this past Saturday that she wanted to get in and get her hair dead. I'm sorry, sir. No one rejected her right now. I'm not accepting any new clients. Hold on. So what do you mean you're not accepting no clients? That's the part I'm not trying to understand because my infillis, you know, she didn't call up there like two times and what she's

telling me about she can't get in there uh the diva lounge that she can't get in there and get

her hair done because every time she called they're saying that you know ain't won't nobody uh take her

or give her an appointment sir i am the only stylist at the diva lounge and right now i am not

accepted any new clients I am so

sorry for your hunt but there are other salons in the area but right now I am not accepting any new

clients no no hold on wait wait a minute no I'm gonna she want to come there

that I'm just saying this here my ain't trying to get her. My auntie trying to get her weave done. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, you just curse me out for no apparent reason. I just told you. I just said, fuck that. Because basically what I'm trying to say is, I don't understand how it is you can't get my any hair done. She's trying to get her weave done so she can be right for church. So I don't understand the problem. But the problem is your ass attacking me. How the hell you're going to call me talking about your damn aunt. What's a damn important, but you're cursing me out. You won't be able to get an appointment with me talking to me like this. Now, what I said? Excuse me, let me talk because your shit just cursed me out. Now you're going to hear what I have to say. So I'm not accepting any new clients at this time. Now, she could have called, but right now I'm not. I'm just not accepting any new clients. I apologize. But there's nothing else I can do. I work.

I don't know. I already know the deal, because I didn't already ask around town. You got all these, everybody over there got all these big time cars, beemers and rangers rovers. So them the people, them only the people you do, you can't do. So my ain't a regular person. You can't do no. Listen, let me tell you one damn thing.

I don't discriminate.

I don't give a damn what you drive.

Yeah, you can draw it. So my ain't A regular person You can't do no Listen, let me tell you one damn thing

I don't discriminate I don't give a damn What you drive Yeah, you brought a damn 4-tenths all I care I don't Right now My damn schedule is booked And I cannot take Any more new class There are a thousand There are tons In Montgomery that you can go to Find another Let me say this to you.

What's your name again?

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