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Hello, Claire Hamilton.

Hello, Sarah Car. Hello, lovely people. Oh, welcome. Did you like... Jack Nore is that, isn't it? Do you like our new cell? Welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. Time for Teen Command. Story time. Story time. Exactly. Buckle up, baby. It's your turn. This is a show where we try to untangle the often challenging brains of our

teenagers through the medium of your emails and your great stories. Do share hello at

teen commandments.comad at UK. Quite literally, couldn't do this episode without you. And you're

brilliant here. You've got great stories. I question the week this week. We wanted to know about now, maybe now that your teens have flown the nest or if they're

about to fly the nest, that's hopefully inspire you and invigorate you because you've got lots

to look forward to because people are starting new hobbies. Reinvent yourself.

Reinvent yourself. It's time for rediscovering who you are at your very core.

Alison's been on because we said, have you rediscovered hobbies from your past?

She says, yep, I've decided to throw my shoes and bag on the floor as soon as I walk in.

Yay!

I leave my dirty cup next to the dishwasher and I throw my wet towels on the floor and take the last bit of the loo paper. Do you think she's regressing? Do you think she's behaving badly because she's not got teenagers there to do it anymore? She's missing the mess, maybe. She's missing the mess, so she's just recreating it. Yeah. Slightly alarming that, Alison. We send you loving our thoughts. Hope you're okay. She continues. The only thing is, I live alone. So now my house looks and smells like a farm and I have to run to the cupboard with my knickers around my ankles to get the loo roll. Just saying. Wow. So that's quite the image that you've painted there, Alison. We've all done the waddle, haven't we?

With your knickers round your ankles.

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