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Hello Sarah Cod.

Hello lovely people. Welcome to Teen Commandments, the show where we tried it untangle.

The often challenging brains of our teenagers. This is our main episode. Comes out every Monday.

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Claire's wearing some custard yellow joggers, which you actually got. Are there sunshine or custard? A bit of both. I think they're a bit of custard, aren't they? Beautiful. They're a bit of a wide-legged jogger. You look great in a wide-leg jogger. I love a wide-leg. And I think that's an argyle knit that you've got on. Is that what that pattern is on your v-knit? I've got a few of these in different different variations. Very stylish, babe. Thank you. You're looking nice and you're a little, a little bit of pink. Yes, it's another Haley Menzies cardigan. Love a Haley Menzies. Right. Have you had a good few days as we last spoke? How are you doing?

Yeah, but I've been out with the teens. I've been out with my daughter before she heads back on her travels.

She was home. For people who haven't found this pod before, Claire had an empty nest. She started a nationwide campaign, let's say global campaign.

Yeah, it was very much going to be a huge thing. Yes, there was going to be merchandise.

I had some followers in the street that were roaring. It was very much like Forrest Gump

where people were jogging behind her, running, you know, yes for the empty nesters, the

empty nest festival. So many people cried with me

on that one. Yes. And then long story short, both her kids came back in quick succession and are

still home as we speak. Daughter came home with a broken heart. Temporary broken heart from Thailand

and has gone back.

Well, she was supposed to be going back and she's delayed it a little bit.

And since then, global politics have changed. Very inconvenient for her.

And she's taken it personally.

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