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The Teen Commandments

Your Turn: Feather Bowers & A Quickie In The Woods

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox

Sara Cox, Funny, Personal Journals, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Kids, 90s, Teenagers, Comedy, Throwback, Parenting, Nostalgia

4.9834 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for another Your Turn! Sara and Clare read more of your stories about where you got fruity as a teen and uncover even more of your wild teenage antics. Remember, you can get in touch using the Comments or Review sections on your podcast app. Or you can Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk  


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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Teen Commandments, Your Turn, contains some strong language and some adult topics,

0:03.7

and maybe don't let the kids listen. Hello, Claire Hamilton. Hello, Sarah Cox. Welcome lovely people to Teen Commandments, Your Turn. We love this, don't we, Claire? This is the best bit. This is all your brilliant emails and all your stories. Hello at Teen Commandments.comandments.com. if you'd like to say hello. Of course, Two Commandments is the place where we try to untangle the

0:24.4

often batch it crazy brains of our teenagers. It's chaotic in those heads of theirs, you know. So, Claire, you okay? I'm good. How are you? Fantastic. I'm excited about the question of the week. It's our new little thing that we do. It's been going so well. We've had so many excellent. Oh, there's too many. We need to make more episodes out of just these questions. I mean, yeah, we mentioned on Monday that, well, the Facebook ones, they go off. I mean, I think because they can DM you, can't they all the deepest darkets secrets.

0:55.2

Do you know what we need to do? We need to make a book of all these.

0:59.5

I'm buying it. Now, what have you got there, please?

1:03.3

Well, I'm going to say anonymous because this lady hasn't said, but she sent it privately.

1:09.2

So we'll keep her anonymous, but she said that the most

1:11.3

frutious place that she got off with someone was on a cemetery bench. And this was a one-off.

1:18.1

Do you love a cemetery bench? Well, cemeteries very popular for teenage fumbling. Frollics.

1:25.3

This was a one-off. It was around midnight and when I got home with my then boyfriend,

1:30.1

my dad said he'd been out looking for me. The cemetery bench was visible from a walkway.

1:34.9

To this day, nearly 30 years later, I worry that my dad saw me shagging on the bench and I'd love

1:42.5

to have the bollocks to ask him but I daren't.

1:45.2

I have visions of asking him one day on his deathbed.

1:49.2

Oh my God.

1:50.7

How random the things we worry about.

1:53.7

I think some things are probably left best unsaid.

1:56.9

Please, please.

1:58.4

I beg of you, do not ever bring it up with your dad.

2:02.7

Because it can only go two ways, can it?

2:05.8

He did see, which he doesn't ever want to think of again.

2:08.5

I mean, let's face it, it's aura.

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