Cuban Heels & Lemon Dildos
The Teen Commandments
Sara Cox
4.9 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Teen Commandments: Clare shares a blind-date story involving Cuban heels, Sara talks about discovering new hobbies in your 50s, and together they uncover a listener’s dildo recommendation.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Teen Commandments contains some naughty words and some adult topics, so please keep the little ones away. |
| 0:06.1 | And some Cuban heels. |
| 0:09.2 | Hello, Claire Hamilton. |
| 0:10.4 | Hello, Sarah Cod. |
| 0:11.7 | This, of course, is the show where we try to untangle the often challenging, mind-mting, brains of teenagers. |
| 0:21.8 | How are you, Claire? You good? |
| 0:23.3 | I'm really well, thank you. Yes. |
| 0:25.5 | Still, oh, you're doing a very nice daytime, daytime TV voice. |
| 0:29.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.5 | Is it the velour armchair that's doing that to you? |
| 0:33.5 | It is, yes. You told me to sit up, so it makes me talk like this. |
| 0:37.2 | Well, yeah, as my dad used to say, I need a plank down my back because I did look like a potato when I looked on the life. |
| 0:43.9 | Because of in a fancy new studio, of course, in lovely squishy chairs. |
| 0:47.6 | I did watch on YouTube. |
| 0:49.0 | Hi, YouTube people. |
| 0:50.6 | And if you're just listening, I will describe that I did look like, well, either a potato |
| 0:55.6 | or a bean bag with a little head coach on the top. |
| 0:59.4 | I had big shoulder pads up down. |
| 1:01.1 | It's like somebody that's super glued our shoulders to our ears. |
| 1:03.3 | But now we are straight backed. |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah, for the first 10 minutes anyway. |
| 1:08.0 | For the first 10 minutes. |
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