This episode of Teen Commandments contains some strong language in adult topics, not really

suitable for young years.

Hello Claire Hamilton.

Hello Sarah Cod.

And hello lovely people.

Welcome to Teen Commandments, Your Turn.

This is a show where we try to make sense of the often absolutely batshit brains

of our teenagers.

And we do it through your fantastic stories on the email. Hello at teen commandments.cord at UK. Just to give you a peek behind the velvet curtain of how Teen Commandments work for the last, almost a year, almost a year, isn't it? Is it 11 months or something? Yeah. We have been recording in a little shed down the bottom of my garden. And this is our final recording here. We should have brought some champagne, darling. Oh, I've got some. Don't worry. To give you a little peep behind, basically we are off to passages new very soon. So our lovely new production company, we're going to whip us into shape and make us sound even bigger, better and brighter for 2026. They're not going to know what's here not. No, they're really not.

Right, here we go. So your turn, your excellent emails, as always. We would love more. Hello atteencomandments.comod. UK, whatever you want to share with us. We're here for it, guys. And diaries, don't forget. Oh, yes. We want diaries. It'd be nice, wouldn't it? We do want to do a diary special, by the way.

So hello at team commandments.comadts.comod be nice, we do want to do a diary special, by the way.

So hello at teen commandments.comad at UK. If you want to send us any photos of your teenage diaries. Yeah. Not of your own teen's diaries. No, we don't want those. That might possibly. You'll get in a lot of trouble. You'll get in trouble and so would we. Okay. So let's start with a message from Tori.

I know her name.

Tori's been on before. She says, hello, just listen to today's podcast

after a really awkward text from a friend who I went to school with. He used to send me letters

on erasure tickets. So fair to say, we've known each other a long time. Wow. That's cute. He was commenting on my

Dildo donation message to your your turn episode. Oh dear. She didn't donate her Dildos. Let's be

clear. That's confusing because also we were chatting about friends of yours who'd given a Dildo to

charity, put it in the charity bag. That's right. But this was for children in need. So instead of treating herself to a sex toy, that money she gave to children in need instead. Yes. Yes. And did she say she was going to have to rely on her husband? Yes. She said her husband was going to have to therefore give her an orgasm but it wasn't necessarily guaranteed.

No, also look, I'm scrolling ahead. Yeah, Tori is the one who's a farmer married to a farmer.

So if she wanted to stay anonymous at this point.

I don't think she does. No, because she does go on about the farming life.

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