This episode of Teen Commandments contains some very fruity language and adult topics, so please keep your little ones away.

Hello, Claire Hamilton.

Hello, Terracoc.

Welcome to Teen Commandments, the show where we try to untangle the often fucky brains of our teenagers.

Welcome along. If you want to join in with the podcast, you know what you got to do. Hello at teen commandments.comad at UK. And because we did some cheeky pre-records in the build-up to Christmas so we could fully throw ourselves into cheese eating and horizontal lying on the couch, this is the first time. We've seen it for a couple of weeks, Claire, and you're looking beautiful. Oh, thanks, fam. You look pretty good yourself. I love your jumper. That's very nice. Thanks. For people just listening and not watching on YouTube, I'm wearing a red sweater with a zigzag on it. What is it? Like a lightning bolt. Yes. Very sweet.

Like David Bowie. Like quite Ziggy Star Dust, what he used to have on his face.

Now, lovely to see you. Lovely to be back here with you's lovely lovely lot. Oh, you've had a great

festive period and all that jazz.

We've had some great emails actually about your Christmases.

So we will sprinkle them lightly over the next few your turns,

which happened on a Wednesday.

But for now, to business.

And Claire, I know that you did get a few little messages

for my beautiful army of listeners,

just checking in with you on Christmas Day.

Yeah, I got so many messages of support

because I was on my own and my little emptiness

and people were like, just thinking of you on Christmas Day,

Merry Christmas, Claire, you're okay.

If you've even said, you've been on my mind a lot and stuff,

which was really sweet.

I'm there with a glass of red sort of dancing around. I'm fine, actually. Oh, goodness. I was hoping you weren't like Bridget Jones, you know, and it's like, oh, by my city. There was a bit of that. A little bit of the film. Oh, sweet. There was a little bit of that.

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