Your Turn: Cheeky Texts & DIY Piercings
The Teen Commandments
Sara Cox
4.9 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Sara and Clare read out the most definitively teenage text messages you’ve all received lately! They also hear about a teen ear-piercing entrepreneur, a mortified mum, and even more horrific school rules!
We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk
You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Teen Commandments your turn, especially the first story. Very naughty. It's very naughty. Claire's doing that voice she does when it's naughty. Do it again. It's very naughty. It's very naughty. Don't let the kids listen. That reason and I hate you and that sort of thing and 20 minutes later you'll get, can't have 20 quid? Oh, I got it off my daughter just recently. I can't breathe. like, what do you mean you can't have 20 quid oh i got it off my daughter just recently i can't breathe like |
| 0:22.1 | what do you mean you can't breathe she had a block nose reading a text like that that basically |
| 0:28.7 | your dad had bummed your mom before you want the back hello claire hamilton hello Sarah cot hello magnificent people welcome along to teen commandments you Hello Claire Hamilton. Hello, Sarah Cod. |
| 0:38.1 | Hello, magnificent people. |
| 0:40.0 | Welcome along to Teen Commandments, Your Turn. |
| 0:42.6 | This is the show where we try to untangle the often quite discombobulating brains of our teenagers. |
| 0:48.0 | And we do it through the medium of your excellent stories. |
| 0:51.1 | Thank you for your stories. |
| 0:52.8 | They're getting better and better, aren't |
| 0:54.5 | they, Claire? They're getting amazing. I absolutely love. |
| 0:57.5 | It's my favourite bit of the week. Keep them coming in, please. You can always remain |
| 1:02.0 | anonymous, so you can give yourself a glamorous pseudonym. Like, I used to be India Fitzgerald |
| 1:07.9 | occasionally when I went on holiday. So make up a fabulous name for yourself. |
| 1:11.9 | And Pingles, your deepest darkest confessions about raising teens or your own teenage years. |
| 1:17.2 | Hello at teen commandments.co.uk. |
| 1:20.3 | Now, when we ask the question of the week, oh, you do a trumpet. |
| 1:26.6 | It's trumpet played by a pigeon. |
| 1:28.8 | It was very good. |
| 1:29.8 | What's the most ridiculous text you've received from your teens? |
| 1:32.8 | We thought they might be golden. |
| 1:34.7 | Then there are hills and there certainly was. |
| 1:36.9 | So thank you for pinging them over. |
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