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The Teen Commandments

Your Turn: Cheeky Poems & University Disappointment

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox

Sara Cox, Funny, Personal Journals, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Kids, 90s, Teenagers, Comedy, Throwback, Parenting, Nostalgia

4.9834 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Your Turn! Sara and Clare read through more of your fantastic stories this week. Teens pranking teachers, dealing with university rejections, and unfortunate nurse encounters - Sara and Clare cover it all!


Remember, if you want to watch the pod too, head over to our Youtube Channel (@theteencommandments) and also our Insta and TikTok (@teencommandments)!!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Claire Hamilton. Hello Sarah Cot. And hello, fabulous people. Welcome to T-Commandments,

0:04.9

your turn. This is a show where we try to untangle the often kerfuddled. It's a new word.

0:11.5

It's a hashtag Claire word. It's lots of those. Spread it. That's Claire's phrase. This is your

0:19.2

turn, of course. We couldn't do these episodes without you because you send us such excellent stories. So thank you in advance for being magnificent. If you ever want to share anything with Teen Commandments, it is hello at teen commandments.comandments. It is hello atteencomandments.comod at UK. I hope you've had a lovely couple of days since our main episode on a Monday. Obviously leave any little comments as long as they're good.

0:38.2

Anything that you fancy commenting on, leaving us little messages of support and love.

0:43.5

Or just, you know, your deepest, darkest secrets. We get a lot of them as well.

0:46.6

Exactly. Leave them wherever you listen on Spotify or on Apple Podcasts.

0:51.6

Instagram, Teen Commandments, YouTube, the Teen Commandments.

0:54.9

Hi, give them a wave.

0:56.4

Do TV waving.

0:58.7

No, no bingo wings.

1:00.3

Just for people listening.

1:01.4

Anyone over, well, anyone over 35 maybe.

1:03.9

Anyone over eight, basically.

1:05.6

Can't wave on tele properly.

1:08.0

So for people just listening, we were doing a very restrictive wave to keep Le Wing de bingo,

1:14.2

nice and still. So thank you for your excellent stories. Oh, quickly, before we get to your brilliant

1:19.3

emails, this really made me chuckle. We were talking about the angry little social media thing that

1:25.0

we made, things that wind you up about your kids. For us, it was when you call them down for tea and nobody comes, even though you've crafted a beautiful meal for them. Well, should we just rattle through them very quickly? Joanne says the empty toilet roll being left and not put in the bin, even though the bin is directly under the holder. Yeah, that's common in my house. I don't know. Teenagers ever grow out of that because my husband doesn't seem to change. Does it not do it? No. So many people have said it's the husbands as well. It's not just the teens. Oh, really? Husbands, what being annoying. Yeah, with these habits. They all seem to, there's a pattern. What does Tori say? Tori says, my parents' house used to have an air raid siren, which if nobody, if nobody answered the call for tea, would be set off for the whole village to hear. I'm tempted to install, install one in the bungalow. Very nice. Wow. Is that her bungalow? It's very random. Well, I'd hope that she wouldn't put an air raid site on in the...

2:18.9

But it's just the way she's put in the bungalow.

2:21.3

Like we all know.

2:22.3

Oh, right, Tori. But it's the Tori, so it's the bungalow. It's it Tori. Famous Tori. We love you, Tori. Lindsay says lunchboxes water bottles remaining in school bags

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