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And it finally dawned on us that the person in the guest room wasn't, in fact, our daughter,

but some random he'd brought home from the nightclub.

Okay.

We weren't educated that much, though.

I remember the drawing of the fallopian tubes.

It looks a bit like a ram's head, doesn't it?

Yeah, that's right.

What is lovely about that story is that that flask could have fully brained your mum

when it fell out in the cupboard.

You don't think that

when you're 15 or whatever he does that oh that'll be going to walk get in trouble

hello claire hamilton hello sarah cox hello lovely people it's chin commandments your

turn do do do do do do do do do do do a trumpet oh oh no we'll have that, though. Lovely. That's Claire Hamilton. This is Sarah Cox, and it's the show, of course, where we try to untangle the often extraordinary brains of our teenagers. This is your term where we read all your excellent emails. Keep them coming in. Hello at Teen Commandments.comad at UK. Did you like her? My voice went suddenly a bit smoother there, clap.

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