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and welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets and shenanigans,

of a popcorn-fueled theme-park journalist.

I'm Carly Wiesel, and I am still riding high

for my trip to Nashville this past weekend.

I went for a friend's son's mormit's vote, which was wonderful.

But as I said on Instagram, I took in the sites, the sites be Gaylord Opryland Resort.

I saw some other stuff like we gotta talk about Gaylord Opryland Resort.

I am so obsessed with these freaky little hotels. The Gaylord

Brand has five of these behemoths. They're gigantic with the sixth on the way in

San Diego I discovered coming in 2025 and they are basically often distinguished between other hotels

by their big huge huge glass atrium centers like huge I love that weird bizarre

indoor mall kind of feeling the feeling that you get kind of when you're in

you're in the middle of Orlando International Airport that indoor hotel vibe, water features

in a temperature controlled environment, but especially when they mimic nature, with restaurants around them, is heaven,

and that is what this place is offering.

I did not stay there.

I've been obsessed with these hotels for years from afar, because they have, and again, this is not a gay lord ad but they have the

wildest on property water parks gardens and foundants and this thing in the winter called ice

they have like sculptures and tubing and other stuff which I have not done but I've

written about before but I have

always wanted to go to this where in particular which is in Nashville because they

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