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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Your Third Eye Is Your Butthole

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

An elephant tramples woman to death and then attacks her corpse at her funeral, Putin's bodyguards collect and carry his poop back to Russia and a woman claims she caught an STD from a car & Geico could pay her out $5.2 million

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You know back when I was starting out some people want to put me in jail even kill me because the web was moving

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Anthony like that, you know back when I was starting out some people want to put me in jail even kill me because the web was moving

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