Make His Mom A Genie
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2022
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
A woman is charged for throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into a lake, a man is dragged off a plane after urinating on his brother during a fist fight, and a man is stabbed over some video game revenge.
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| 1:41.4 | About throwing ashes in a lake pissing on your brother and getting gored by a bison all coming up at Morbius |
| 1:48.9 | A clock next in episode 160 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal vanity project |
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