Your Relationship Needs a Song (w/ Keith Robinson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Keith Robinson has faced two strokes that have affected half his mobility and speech. He shares with Nicole how he experienced a stroke after taking Viagra on an airplane ahead of a date, his crazy run-in with the police, and his advice on why every relationship needs a song.

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0:00.0	I'm in Phoenix, Arizona doing shows at Stand Up Live, tonight, June 21st, and then
0:07.7	tomorrow June 22nd, 7 PM and 945, both nights. Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me?
0:25.0	Please tell me why.
0:30.0	Tell me why. Hi. Nicole Byerke has been trying to figure out why I was still single for so long, even though you could come in my washing machine and tell me that it was a fabric softener. My guest today is a hilarious
0:56.4	comedian and a staple in the New York comedy scene. He was an announcer and psychic for the
1:01.5	Wanda Cykes show.
1:02.8	His new special, Different Strokes is now on Netflix.
1:06.6	I've heard so much about him and I'm so excited he's here.
1:09.4	It's Keith Robinson!
1:13.0	Yay!
1:14.0	I can't clap so I'll do this.
1:17.0	Hey!
1:18.0	Listen, clapping is overrated, who fucking cares?
1:22.0	Um, okay, Keith, let's get into it. Absolutely. Are you
1:27.1	single dating? No single yes. I'm single.
1:33.0	Single, single, single. And are you like looking, or are you happy being single?
1:40.0	Right now I'm having to be in sync.
1:43.0	Now, I'm chill for a little bit.
1:46.0	Okay.
1:47.0	I like to ask all of my comedians that I have on this.
1:51.0	Do you have chuckle fuckers?
1:54.4	When you go touring and you're doing shows,
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