Your Relationship Needs a Song (w/ Keith Robinson)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2024
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Keith Robinson has faced two strokes that have affected half his mobility and speech. He shares with Nicole how he experienced a stroke after taking Viagra on an airplane ahead of a date, his crazy run-in with the police, and his advice on why every relationship needs a song.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm in Phoenix, Arizona doing shows at Stand Up Live, tonight, June 21st, and then |
| 0:07.7 | tomorrow June 22nd, 7 PM and 945, both nights. Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? |
| 0:25.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:30.0 | Tell me why. Hi. Nicole Byerke has been trying to figure out why I was still single for so long, even though you could come in my washing machine and tell me that it was a fabric softener. My guest today is a hilarious |
| 0:56.4 | comedian and a staple in the New York comedy scene. He was an announcer and psychic for the |
| 1:01.5 | Wanda Cykes show. |
| 1:02.8 | His new special, Different Strokes is now on Netflix. |
| 1:06.6 | I've heard so much about him and I'm so excited he's here. |
| 1:09.4 | It's Keith Robinson! |
| 1:13.0 | Yay! |
| 1:14.0 | I can't clap so I'll do this. |
| 1:17.0 | Hey! |
| 1:18.0 | Listen, clapping is overrated, who fucking cares? |
| 1:22.0 | Um, okay, Keith, let's get into it. Absolutely. Are you |
| 1:27.1 | single dating? No single yes. I'm single. |
| 1:33.0 | Single, single, single. And are you like looking, or are you happy being single? |
| 1:40.0 | Right now I'm having to be in sync. |
| 1:43.0 | Now, I'm chill for a little bit. |
| 1:46.0 | Okay. |
| 1:47.0 | I like to ask all of my comedians that I have on this. |
| 1:51.0 | Do you have chuckle fuckers? |
| 1:54.4 | When you go touring and you're doing shows, |
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