Dominant Women (w/ Clark Jones)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Love, Single, Couples, Sexuality, Raya, Advice, Comedy Interviews, Dating, Stories, Hookups, Interviews, Comedy, Therapy, Hookup, Relationships, Sex, Relationship, Dating Apps, Nicole Byer, Society & Culture, Tinder, Encounters, Romance, Bumble, Podcast, Health & Fitness, Date, Interview

4.9 • 16K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Clark Jones joins Nicole to discuss a wild hookup after a drug-fueled comedy show, the experience that turned him onto dominant women, and the story of performing stand-up naked. Plus, he shares his scheme of joining a ballet team in order to lose his virginity.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:02.0	Why won't you date me?
0:07.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:11.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Please! you date me? Please tell me why. Ohhh! Ohhoo!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:17.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of why won't you date me a
0:26.1	podcast where me Nicole Byer has been trying to figure out why I'm still single
0:29.2	even though you could come on my couch and say, oh no, I spilled milk.
0:33.5	My guess today is, ha, is a,
0:36.8	also if you drink milk, ew, if you're a,
0:39.2	my guess today is a hilarious comedian
0:41.3	who's been seen on HBO's Crash in Comedy Central and Fox NFL.
0:46.0	He was listed as one of the top 11 comedians by BT.com and I once watch him host a show
0:51.2	on mully and mushrooms and weed and alcohol and it was the
0:55.7	funniest thing I ever did see. Ooh it's Clark Jones! What's happening? We have so
1:02.0	many backstories. My goodness.
1:04.0	It was so funny.
1:07.0	At 1.8, Will Miles was like,
1:10.0	Clark's single and he wants to fuck. And there was a rowdy lady in the audience who did not make it to the end of the show and she kept being like whoo!
1:17.4	Woe! And it was so I was dying.
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