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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

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H-Hish! Oh, this is how you do it right here. This is how you do it right here.

This is how you do it right here.

This is how you do a Monday. Forget about all those sorry

bastards who wake up at a reasonable hour. The cool people get out of bed

around three, 334, just like us and just like the early-ass morning

listeners of our program. We appreciate how cool you are. Welcome to the

93X Half-ass Morning Show everybody. We've got a date set for this year's

topless toy drive. The holidays they come up quick, don't they cubby after the Halloween silliness is over.

It does seem the toy drive it's earlier and earlier and earlier every year you just can't

wait to do it you know? This year's Half-ass Morning Show

charity toy drive can now be your very first holiday celebration of the season

for its scheduled on the date of November 22nd.

Here's what it says right here. 93x and Rick's Cabarets Toys for Tadas is

back November Friday November 22nd. start your holiday season with 20 year old strippers and ice cold beer

on a Friday morning.

Help us bring some holiday cheer to folks who don't always get an opportunity.

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