It's that time.

Time, time, time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Verishow is on the air.

John Coleman is one of us.

He stands for Freedom, Liberty and America, just like you and me.

And he stands when a lady enters the room because he's super polite.

When John Coleman goes to a movie, he doesn't sit right next to a stranger.

And when he drives to San Antonio, he swings into bookies for beaver nuggets and beef jerky.

Because John Coleman is a regular guy.

If you're ever sitting in a bathroom and you hear a voice calling for a courtesy flush,

you can bet it's John Coleman because that's what Joe Lunchbox would do.

John Coleman is Joe Lunchbox.

President Obama has taken a flamethrower to the U.S. Constitution and America needs a fireman to put it out.

John Coleman is a fireman, an American fireman with an awesome fireman hat that sometimes goes by the name Joe Lunchbox.

A vote for John Coleman is a vote for a regular ordinary man with a whole crap load of LinkedIn notifications in his inbox.

Vote for Joe Lunchbox.

Vote for a fireman.

Vote for John Cornen.

He's one of us.

That seems like the kind of thing you'd see at a TGNY scrap heap.

You know the Tencent deal?

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