It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Berry Show is on the air.

Today's Michael Berry Show is sponsored by the Evil Canoevo...

Between 1972 and 1977, the ideal toy company released a series of Evil Canoevo-related merchandise.

During the six years the toys were manufactured.

Ideal claimed to have sold more than $125 million worth of Canoevo toys.

Which, as you know, has the same buying power as $678 million today.

The toys included the original 1972 action figures.

And I don't care what your sister said.

They weren't dolls. They were action figures.

Damn it.

In 1973, Ideal released the Evil Canoevo...

After the release of the stunt cycle, the Canoevo toys were the best selling item for the ideal toy company.

During the next four years, Ideal toys released various models relating to the Canoevo's touring stunt show.

The models included a Robbie Canoevo doll, the scramble van, a dragster, a stunt car, and the Evil Canoevo stunt world.

Additionally, Ideal released non-Keneval touring toys.

Including a chopper motorcycle, a trail bike, and a female counterpart, Dairy Daring.

The last item marketed by Ideal before it discontinued the distribution of Canoevo toys was the strato cycle based on the film...

Viva, Carnival.

This is Evil Canoevo and the Evil Canoevo shock-absorbing stunt cycle.

You can make them do wheelies.

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