The Michael Berry Show

Amen, the main high heel sneaker

And the show don't look like cowboy boots

And that ain't rockin' rollin' you playin'

And the show ain't country or rhythmin' blue

You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer

Well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on

And we don't all get into down a summer

Yeah, you have to know idiot Hank Williams song

Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

I shoulda died out a long time before

How pity on a dinosaur

And in my head excuse me man

But where's the door?

You ever feel like a dinosaur?

You ever feel like only guy at the table

This not on his phone

I had a lot of fun and never feel like you're the only guy that still has any values

Or you're the only person left that loves his wife

How old-fashioned a notion is that?

You're the only guy left that still believes your kids ought to say sir and man at the end of answering a question

Or

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