The Michael Berry Show

Well, I've been kicked out of my near every bar around

Mo and Jo, you can't beat this, it's like a soap well

I've been locked up for driving a hundred and twenty through town

Well, I've been shot at and cut with a knife

Promising round with another man's wife

But other than that, we ain't nothing just good on balls

I threw my ball-side a wender and got fired from my last job

I'd wired a city truck and turned it over in the mayor's yard

Well, I beat my brother in law half to death

I lost twenty books on his football bet

But other than that, we ain't nothing just good on balls

Good old boys, they're all the same

And no way we'll ever change

We know harm by the things we do

All the trouble that we get into

Other than a wild hair, once in a while

We can't help it, it's just our style

And good old boys is all we'll ever be

I got an alimony payment that six weeks overdue

I got caught with a trunk full of bootleg out of state boots

I locked my wife's diamond ring last June

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