Hello to everybody who needs to lose the phone case.

It's beautiful anonymous one hour.

One phone call.

No names.

No holds barred.

I'd rather go one-on-one.

I think it'll be more fun and and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me.

Hi, everybody.

If you don't love a long intro, I get it.

I do want to warn you the first few minutes of today's call, have some really severe audio issues.

Keep pushing through that.

You'll get to the good stuff.

If you want to skip the intro, you're going to want to skip about five and a half minutes ahead.

That'll put you right towards the beginning of the phone call.

Hi, everybody. My name's Chris Gathard. And it's such a joy to be here, bringing you another episode of Beautiful Anonymous, the show where we look at the human condition, one anonymous phone call at a time, often imitated.

But they can't, they can't do what we do.

They don't have this nine-year legacy.

They don't have this commitment to the ethics of this thing and the occasional wildness of this thing.

Before I tell you about this phone call today, I want to let you know that we are just about sold out of the color copies of the beautiful anonymous magazine.

Thanks to everybody's been buying them at chrisgatherd.bigartel.com. And by the time you hear this, they might be gone. And thanks

to everybody who's been getting them. Also, I want to just remind everybody, August 7th,

I'm doing a really big show in Jersey City, New Jersey. New Yorkers take the

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