Your Issue Isn’t Your Baggage, It’s How You Address It

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana are back in the studio after wrapping the U Up? Live tour, and Jordana’s feeling sick. But, marriage is in sickness and in health, so her tale of a trip to the ER with Mike at her side highlights how different we become when one SO is sick and the other is playing caretaker. Then, after a former match's words got back to him, Jared disputes the real reason he unmatched. The first email comes from a listener who noticed past emailers might consider him a major red flag. He’s 37 and his longest relationship was only 2 months. Should he lie about his dating history for a better chance at finding the one? The Awkward Sexual Encounter is a very cheesy Netflix and Chill tale. The second email is about a road rage incident that brought safety, security and serious anger issues into question. The episode ends with a round of Flip or Flop about texting, testing your date, and being too attached to your SO. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by the new Motorola Razor Plus.
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0:40.6	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham and I am Jared Fried to just
0:46.0	so good to be back here with you Jordana. How are you? Should we let people behind the curtain
0:51.0	right away? I mean we might as well just in case they notice an off energy. I was like I think
0:56.5	more sick than I've ever been in my entire life yesterday. I thought I was going to die. You
1:00.3	know when you like I'm like I this could be the end. This is it. I really don't know. This is it.
1:05.6	Are you a how would you consider yourself as a patient? Like is it? You're not to ask Mike.
1:11.1	Right that's what I'm wondering like because this is one of those like relationship things. Yeah.
1:15.1	We're in sickness and in health you know. So I'll give I'll give you this I was was thinking
1:20.2	about that actually as we were as yesterday was happening. Yeah. Because Mike wasn't it was in
1:25.7	his office in the city. I was working from home yesterday around like one. I'm like my stomach
1:31.4	really hurts. This is weird. The floodgates are a rumbling. Yeah. It was like starting to be a
1:36.3	little weird and then by like three I was getting like extreme chills. I and I text him I'm like I'm
1:43.1	like I can't get warm. I'm like under four layers of blankets. I don't know what's going on and
1:47.1	he's like take a shower. Oh no. So don't come with solutions. The worst. I listen. That's what I
1:53.3	would say getting the shower and then you know but sometimes you're being texted just for care.
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