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These are the Internet's most favorite no-effing way stories.

Today, we're going to read the most no-effing way stories.

No-effing way?

That's what we get to do?

Yes, it is.

And here's the first one from Helamadal, 2016.

They say, I was deployed in Iraq and was out on a convoy on December 31st, 2007.

Long story short, I unknowingly pissed on an IED, which exploded 30 seconds after I walked

away.

Oh.

Wait, what is an IED?

So you put it in your arm and it helps you not get pregnant.

No.

Those don't explode. It's an IUD, first of all. Oh, oh, my bad. And also, I don't think that goes in your arm. IED is an improvised explosive device. Is that for sure? That is for sure. Or are you making it up? I'm not making it up. That's for sure. Savannah, could you perhaps search that up for us?

So, this was on my birthday.

Now, I'm going to contemplate peeing outside now. At least it exploded while you walked away and pants were already zipped up, I'm assuming. Right? 30 seconds in, yeah. So I have it. It says, an improvised explosive device is an unconventional weapon fabricated to unalive,

injure, and, or harass, typically composed of a container, initiator, detonator, and explosive charge.

Perfect.

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