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Your Episode, M'Lord w/ Nick Garros *TEASER*

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

Society & Culture

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Join Julia and beautiful Nick as they recap their arduous journey to Medieval Times, unpacking the show's unintelligible plot, the vibeless knights of dubious talents and the disgraceful shortage of jesters and wenches. Digressions include Benson Boone's Gower Gulch, Jane Goodall's sneaky link in the jungle and the abominable flop of boomers.

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0:00.0

Another thing was that there were no witches and wizards or fairies.

0:03.8

There was nothing else but knights.

0:06.0

And I guess it's like based on some guy from Spain, which is why they have Andalusian horses.

0:11.4

But it's like it's like his family from Spain.

0:13.6

But it's like there's not a single princess.

0:15.0

One guy.

0:16.2

Like he started it.

0:17.2

He started Mr. Times, started medieval times based on his own. Mr. Hans. Mr. Hans. And I just feel like, I don't know. Like if, okay, if you were going to design your own medieval times, first of all, like, I would not make it so you couldn't get up. Like I think like, I know there's like a Renaissance fair. I feel like it should be like a Harry Potter like hall. Yes. A grand hall. Yeah.

0:39.4

King and queen at the front and maybe the horses come down the middle. Down the table?

0:44.1

No, like between the tables. Oh, like a giant hall. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe like we could even see like a

0:48.5

royal wed. Like I kind of was like thinking about Game of Thrones the whole time and hoping that it was

0:52.9

going to be like somewhat Game of Thrones. And you did someone to like get stabbed. Yeah, I wanted there to be

0:57.9

some sort of like princess and prince or like romance story. There was no plot. I agree. I'm like,

1:04.1

I think they should have like. I would have liked if there were like wenches that were there.

1:09.1

There were no wenches. I also found myself being quite honestly pretty bored.

1:13.6

Like once we ate all the food, once they fed me everything.

1:16.7

I was working on my beer, which kept to be pretty occupied.

1:19.4

You were working on your commemorative beer.

1:21.9

But I just felt like now I'm watching like a scripted sports game.

1:26.2

Yeah.

1:27.2

It did feel like. Are your tassels okay.

1:24.9

Let me stop playing with your tassels. Let me move my bang and read that again. Let me move my tassel. Um, it did feel very like, oh, I'm at the Super Bowl who is supposed to be winning. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. Except the food isn't back good and there's no cheerleaders. Yeah. Like That's the thing at sports games.

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