Your cruel device & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we're diving into the hilarity of parental pride gone awry as Mike shares a mortifying tale from the pub toilets. Another Mike has an embarrassing episode picking his dad up from hospital.

Foghorn recounts a DIY disaster involving a neighbour's tree that leads to unexpected collateral damage, whilst Dave confesses to a royal flush of a faux pas in a bathroom fit for a prince.

With laughter, awkward moments, and the signature charm of Simon and the Confessional Collective, you won’t want to miss this episode! Have a confession of your own? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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0:00.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:02.7	Hiya, it's Gemma Atkinson.
0:04.8	And you know what they say?
0:05.8	You should never work with animals, kids,
0:08.0	or your Spanish partner of almost eight years.
0:10.8	Eight happy years.
0:12.3	Oh, yeah.
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0:50.4	A Rayo Original podcast.
0:53.6	Step into our confessional.
0:55.6	We won't tell anyone.
0:58.2	Just the entire nation.
1:00.2	From Greatest Hits Radio.
1:02.4	Simon Mayo's Confessions.
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