One year out! & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Join us for a wild and hilarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Prepare for laughs as Martin and his son Rufus reminisce about a mishap in their family's past involving an oxy-acetylene torch, an old sewer cover, and quite the explosion!

Nicky recounts an unforgettable housekeeping horror show that involves a vacuum cleaner and a sprinkling of ashes. Del Boy has an interesting encounter during Pop Master and, Gordon's tale of a shopping trip turned water park provides a laugh as he tries to navigate the mayhem of parenting.

With confessions that are equal parts funny and chaotic, you won't want to miss this week’s episode. Have your own story to share? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Every neighbor
0:01.1	Got their flavor
0:03.0	Did somebody say
0:04.8	Just me?
0:05.7	She keeps them kids in line
0:07.2	Three little words
0:08.2	It's dinner time
0:09.1	Head sets down for some IRA
0:10.8	It's the O&K
0:12.0	We all did smell
0:13.0	Have you seen ragin
0:15.2	Think he's made a new sign
0:17.1	Tasty number nine
0:18.9	From the man you were arriving
0:21.6	Whoever you are, whatever your flavour.
0:23.6	Every neighbour got their flavour
0:26.6	If somebody's age's feet
0:29.6	There aren't many places where people living with cancer can just spend time together
0:35.6	Where everyone knows what it's like and no one has to pretend.
0:40.3	So we created one.
0:43.3	The Macmillan Online Community.
0:46.3	It's a safe, anonymous, online forum, it's full of help, blocks and support,
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