Your College Team as Biblical Character or Story

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It's time for you to get some religion, and by religion I mean finding the story, character, or book of the Bible that best fits different college teams and entities. We split the good book into different assignments: Ryan leads off with the New Testament, Holly gives us a very personal digression into the Book of Revelation, and Jason takes the Old Testament with a few bonus books. Spencer? Spencer didn't do his homework, and is condemned to Hell. Or possibly saved from Hell because this podcast concept is inherently blasphemous? Unclear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast you can't do it like that for this episode. Oh
0:07.3	Welcome to the shutdown
0:10.6	Okay, that's definitely we did we did some different ass denominations
0:15.6	No, I don't know what the fuck that is
0:19.8	No, absolutely no, thank you. That's
0:22.8	You're just doing more damn. I don't know what the fuck this is Jason
0:27.7	This is like that when the Druid thing was very popular like
0:31.7	96
0:33.7	The bread of bread is
0:35.7	My endigma was drooled what is life maybe bread for life?
0:40.1	Because like like where I come from my my my ancestors when they say welcome
0:45.2	It's you know, it's it's more of a welcome friends, you know that that that sort of thing
0:49.4	Yeah, it is just not because this episode of the shutdown full cast by the way
0:53.8	Welcome to the internet's only college
1:01.8	Yeah, see this is when we're gonna take you to church this is a this is going to be really we're taking you to church
1:07.3	We are gonna take you to church you could frankly use it because remember what happens on Saturday
1:11.6	It's forgiven on Sunday
1:13.0	I can't think of anything more relevant to this port of college football than making bad mistakes on Saturday
1:18.4	And then go into the film room of the spirit on Sunday to examine what your mistakes were
1:23.3	How you could do better and then come out and practice the rest of the week before the big game like an NCAA
1:28.9	Investigation confession is mostly voluntary when you think about it
1:33.9	Absolutely, so I'm gonna I'm gonna hand you over to our our senior theologian for a second Jason Kirk who unlike me
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