College football's most rewatchable games

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🗓️ 30 April 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Did you know: there are no college football games scheduled to be played in May, or June, or July of this year. So we might as well talk about old games we enjoy rewatching. (We does not mean Ryan, who lives in a remote hamlet without access to electricity. Stupid, stupid Ryan.) Topics include: Welcome to the EDSBS Book Club, may god have mercy on your soul / College football games we all would watch right now / The time Oregon blew a 31-0 lead to a TCU team with a backup QB named "Bram Kohlhausen" / A review of infamous and inhumane beatdowns we would watch with glee POWERED BY BIG ANGEL ENERGY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Hi, I'm Spencer Hall. And this is the
0:09.5	Internet's only college football podcast coming to you live from I believe
0:13.8	we have a different arrangement of locations tonight. Ryan Ryan Nanny
0:18.4	typically one of the hosts of this show will not be joining us. Jason would
0:23.6	you like to explain the unfortunate circumstances affecting Ryan Nanny and so
0:27.9	many Americans who live in the most underserved cities of our nation.
0:31.3	Unfortunately, New York City does not have the Internet yet. Once they do get it,
0:36.9	we will discover untold cultural riches that are there to be to be that just
0:44.2	await the brave traveler such as barbecued meats such as college football
0:50.2	television markets. Perhaps even a rapper a rapper from New York City if you can
0:55.5	imagine it. I know no one has heard of such a thing for decades, but who knows
0:59.2	what awaits once the Internet finally discovers New York City. Those people are
1:04.3	gonna be unbearable. Probably I'm sure they'll be fine. I know I'm sure they'll
1:10.0	admit where it came from and that it is only something that happens there. I'm
1:15.6	sure they'll be I'm sure they'll be humble and respectful and acknowledge the
1:18.6	rest of our country. That's something only Hicks do. Well yeah we have an Arby's
1:23.4	right here in New York City. It's the best Arby's. We're all trying to be our best
1:31.2	selves in the offseason aren't we? Yep we are which is why we're focusing on
1:35.4	self-improvement in a lot of ways. We're focusing on business opportunities.
1:40.8	Jason for one. Are you happy with where you got drafted last week and the NFL
1:45.2	draft? Yeah I was one spot ahead of Mr. irrelevant so I'm Mr. Least
1:54.3	relevant. That was that was probably Daniel Jones would do right? Actually no
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