The Greatest Blood Week in the History of Week 1

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Blood Week: the week (or weeks) in a college football season where maximum chaos is realized, and the status quo is upturned by as many upsets as the sport can stuff into its craw in one stretch. That usually happens in the middle of the schedule, but there's no rule saying Blood Week has to be then. So we decided to hunt for the bloodiest Week 1 in the sport's history. Without totally spoiling it, our choice includes: - A wasted trip to Anaheim, California - Golf clubs used as rescue devices - A mountain hero named Earl Remember - if you enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, tell a friend and leave us a nice review! If you do not enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, write your thoughts down on a letter that will be sent to us only upon your death! We won't be able to argue with you! Ultimate victory is within your grasp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown forecast.
0:06.3	Oh, I'm feeling a little bloody this week.
0:10.1	Jason, can I say,
0:11.8	any appointments for that?
0:14.0	Feeling, I'm feeling in my hemoglobin on this here.
0:18.1	Not better.
0:19.1	Yeah.
0:20.4	I always put all the hot cast on this here internet.
0:23.7	I'm feeling a little low in my iron.
0:27.3	So I'm.
0:28.1	Spencer, what is hemoglobin?
0:30.0	Hemoglobin is the carrier of oxygen.
0:34.3	It's what oxygen binds to on a red blood cell.
0:36.4	You learned that on a bot.
0:37.6	He learned that on a weight lifting message board.
0:40.3	Darn right.
0:41.1	How do you think you get the gains?
0:42.3	You got to get the O2 and the steak.
0:45.7	That's what binds.
0:47.6	I mean, where else do we learn any biology facts
0:50.5	other than weight lifting message boards?
0:53.1	Other than I get a PhD in human performance
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