Your Calls, Daniel's Pregnancy Pillow, Stew/Bracelets

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Daniel has purchased a body pillow that may or may not be for women who are expecting but apparently it's integral to the Quantz Method for sleep. Alison is agitated. Greg Heller calls in with some airtight impressions. Daniel has a favorite spoon that Alison attempted, unaware of its status, to throw out. Plus she never wrote an article about butterbeer despite what the internet would have you believe. And your calls about edibles, grocery stores, toddlers and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice.
0:03.3	Hey, no.
0:04.9	Greg, what are you doing here?
0:06.0	Hey, what do you mean, what is Alice in here?
0:07.8	Where do you come from, Greg?
0:09.2	I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure
0:12.9	that your listeners know that you're just as wonderful
0:15.8	on the other podcast you do.
0:19.4	What if they don't have kids?
0:21.2	Don't eat them.
0:22.2	You don't eat them.
0:23.4	A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids.
0:25.6	We talk about sex.
0:26.8	We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff,
0:28.9	but also parenting stuff.
0:30.3	Yeah, so.
0:31.1	Check out Childish, new episodes every Wednesday,
0:33.2	wherever you listen to podcasts.
0:34.7	I'm ready to challenge the show.
0:37.5	Maybe I should have no sex.
0:40.7	Alice in, rose in, Alice in, rose in,
0:44.5	is you that's friend?
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