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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison's Detention Story, Joe's Cat Facetime, Tony's Birthday

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Joe Kwaczala is back and he finally got some facetime with his girlfriend's cat. Renee Colvert is here but she wants to flee. Alison can't remember a pivotal detail about her show and turns to the listeners for help. Plus gender reveal parties, Alison's detention story, Breakfast Club, Just Me Or Everyone and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 26 of the

0:07.1

Allison Rosen, his universe friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest. She's a comedian

0:12.8

and podcast host who is recently named most delicious human by Urban Mosquito Magazine.

0:18.3

It's Renee Colbert. And he's a comedian who is rumored to have recently taken a shower.

0:24.0

It's Joe Quizala.

0:26.0

And the phone zone is here to show us how to throw a gender reveal party that doesn't

0:29.4

destroy hundreds of people's lives. I'm a husband Daniel St. Hoppe. I'm bored love buzz.

0:33.8

Say hello to your best friend. Allison Rosen.

0:56.0

Hello, my little peach blossoms. Welcome to another very exciting episode of Allison Rosen,

1:05.5

is your new best friend, that particular tricky carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Sam.

1:13.6

No last name, just Sam. Now, it shows it because it's been sweltering here and peach blossoms

1:20.3

sound so refreshing. But then I'm like, wait a minute, is that a car or is that a flower

1:24.8

or is that some kind of nectar? And I looked it up and peach blossoms are a vintage candy.

1:31.4

It's peanut butter in a candy shell, which it does not taste like peach at all. So it's really just

1:39.2

a candy coated lie. But anyway, I appreciate the car. If you would like to submit a car that we

1:45.0

will call you or if you would like to see this video and we all look beautiful right now. So you

1:50.1

do want to see it. If you want behind the scenes content, all sorts of fun stuff. Patreon.com,

1:56.0

slash Allison Rosen. And right now there's a promo, Tony. Do you have anything to play to indicate

2:01.4

promo? I do, yes. Tony, thanks. Perfect. Just like we planned. Where you can sign up for a whole year,

2:12.4

people have been asking for this for a while. And Patreon has now, they're not offering it. You

2:16.8

can sign up for a year. And you get for now, this promo will not last forever. But you get two months

2:25.1

free. So you get 12 months for the price of 10 patreon.com slash Allison Rosen. I would like to say hello

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