Your Calls and The Return of Daniel's Kewl Beanz

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Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Daniel is back and has to listen to me spout off about how I'm tired of pretending celestial phenomena are mind blowing. A partial solar eclipse? You can barely see it. Is it because, as my parents suggested years ago, I'm a member of the MTV Generation? Also Elliot crashed into my nose and I'm wondering if I should invite some former cult members onto the show. Daniel reveals a kink and offers up another Daniel's Kewl Beanz segment. Plus your calls!

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice.
0:03.3	Hey, no.
0:04.9	Greg, what are you doing here?
0:05.9	Hey, what do you mean, what, Alice?
0:07.7	Where'd you come from, Greg?
0:09.2	I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure
0:12.9	that your listeners know that you're just as wonderful
0:15.8	on the other podcast you do.
0:19.3	What if they don't have kids?
0:21.2	Don't eat them.
0:22.2	You don't eat them.
0:23.4	A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids.
0:25.6	We talk about sex.
0:26.8	We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff,
0:28.8	but also parenting stuff.
0:30.1	Yeah, so.
0:31.0	To check out Childish, new episodes every Wednesday,
0:33.2	wherever you listen to podcasts.
0:34.9	Childish, and sure, should, maybe I should have no thanks.
0:40.8	Alice in, rosin, Alice in, rosin, is your best friend.
0:46.4	Alice in, Alice in, with a good time, never in.
0:52.0	Alice in, rosin, deep.
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