Josh Gondelman's Secret Pasta Divination, Helen Hong's Secret Baby, Who is Q?
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2021
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
What's your favorite pasta shape and what does it say about you? I didn't plan to host a show exclusively about this but also a little bit about some other stuff but that's what happened! Are you a sturdy spaghetti or a fancy farfalle? And which one of us has been endowed with a divine insight where pasta intuition is concerned? Helen Hong, Josh Gondelman, Jackie Johnson and Tony Thaxton are here to talk noodles. Plus Helen's secret baby, cut crease eyeshadow, Josh's Boston accent, following accounts that annoy you and more!
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from my Salation Station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 57 of the Alicin Rosen |
| 0:07.0 | is a new best friend show. |
| 0:09.0 | Tonight, Alicin welcomes a guest. |
| 0:11.0 | She's an actress and comedian who's so pure, she doesn't have her ears pierced, has never used a tampon, |
| 0:16.0 | and has only had butt-sexy, large handful of times, it's Helen Hong. |
| 0:20.0 | He's a writer and comedian who likes to try and make people feel better on Twitter, |
| 0:24.0 | which I'm pretty sure is against their terms of service, it's Josh Gondelman. |
| 0:29.0 | And she's an actress and comedian who's been wondering who she married after learning her new husband, |
| 0:33.0 | has never even heard of the movie Sweet Home Alabama. |
| 0:36.0 | Now, she's afraid to even use a notebook, it's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:40.0 | Tones on is here to let anyone who's sad about the closing of our light theaters know that he'll be happy to walk into their living rooms |
| 0:46.0 | and announce what they're about to watch before telling them to turn off their cell phones. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm her husband, Danny Olsen, hop on board, love bus, say hello to your new best friend, Alicin Rosen. |
| 0:57.0 | Alicin Rosen, Alicin Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 1:03.0 | Alicin, Alicin with a good time, never end. |
| 1:08.0 | Alicin Rosen, we be good friends again. |
| 1:14.0 | Alicin Rosen, Alicin is your new best friend. |
| 1:19.0 | Hello, my little cast Catally's welcome to another exciting episode of Alicin Rosen, |
| 1:24.0 | Alicin Rosen is your new best friend, that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:29.0 | Patreon? |
| 1:30.0 | Patreon by Jess Flowers. |
| 1:31.0 | If that name sounds familiar, it is because she is the carb-zar. |
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