Your BBQ Ain't Right
Run That Prank
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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2021
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Fool #1 may have gone waaaaay over the line with this one! Exercise extreme caution when criticizing another man and his grilling style.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:05.3 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. |
| 0:11.2 | The subject, my sister and my mister. |
| 0:15.1 | Mr. Sister. |
| 0:16.2 | You'll see. |
| 0:17.0 | We'll get into it in just a bit. |
| 0:18.8 | Right now, the nephew, you hear him, is in the building with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what is it today? Please. Uh, yo barbecue ain't right, okay? Your barbecue ain't right. Let's go. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to read. Gerald? Yeah, this is Gerald. Uh, who's calling? May I ask? Hey, Gerald, this is Calvin, man. |
| 0:39.1 | You live a couple blocks over for me, man. |
| 0:41.7 | I've been... I just wanted to reach out to you. One of the neighbors gave me your number, man. And I just wanted to tell you, I've been... I don't want to know... I'm sorry. |
| 0:33.7 | I don't want no subscriptions or nothing, brother. |
| 0:35.7 | I might as well cut you off right now. |
| 0:37.6 | Oh, what now? |
| 0:38.9 | Subscriptions. |
| 0:39.3 | You call them about some subscriptions or something? |
| 0:41.2 | No, no, no, brother. I might as well cut you off right now. A what now? |
| 0:53.3 | Subscriptions, you call them about some subscriptions or something? No, no, no, no. I'm a neighbor, my man. I'm just a couple blocks over from you. No, I got your number from one of the neighbors. I was calling to let you know I've been smelling you, I've been smelling your barbecue, man. That's what I was calling about. Oh, yeah? Yeah, man, you've been grilling every day, seemed like, over there. |
| 1:11.0 | I've been smelling your barbecue, man. That's what I was calling about. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Man, you've been grilling every day, seemed like, over there. I've been smelling the smoke in the air. You over there putting it down, huh? I mean, I think you for the compliment, but, yeah, I mean, now you say, I mean, I had nothing else to do but cook, you know, in these times. I mean, I might as well do what I'm good at, you know. Who gave you my number, though? It's a guy on your street. Last name, Edwards. I can't remember to do first. I call him Edwards. I think he lives on your street. I'm not sure. So what you cook and smoke? Man, I could, |
| 1:44.4 | I burn a little bit. |
| 1:45.4 | You know, |
| 1:45.7 | that's, |
| 1:45.9 | and that's why I call, |
| 1:46.7 | like, |
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