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Run That Prank

You Married Your Brother

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

How do you tell someone that they married a family member much less their brother? Fool #1 play too much!

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast. Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The subject, should I punch her or pray for her? That is the subject. We'll get into that in just a little bit. Both. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But right now. Punch and pray. Punch and pray. Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is Neff? You married your brother. Whoa. You married your brother. Let's go, Kendall. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach you. You are Carmen, my name is Kee. This is she. Hi, Carmen. My name is Keith. Keith. Keith. I'm calling you from

0:41.7

Kuhn's Insurance Group. Oh, hi. How are you?

0:44.3

Good. You and your husband, what is it? Harvey. Harvey, is that right?

0:48.7

Yes, yes. It's Harvey.

0:49.8

Okay. You guys actually put applications and actually went in and got your physicals done for life insurance, right?

0:56.0

Yeah, yeah, that's correct.

0:57.0

Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.

1:00.0

I have you all lab results and everything as far as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.

1:06.0

Is there any way I could possibly talk to both of you guys at the same time, you and Harvey, is that possible? Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can get him on the phone. Okay, it would be kind of easy if I kind of explain everything to both of you guys at the same time, if that's okay. Okay, if I'm wrong? No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need to just try to bring a few things to you guys' attention, but I think, you know, after that, it's pretty much you guys' decision on what you do, but I just wanted to let you know a few things about, you know, the results and things of that nature, life insurance to hold nine yards, okay? Oh, okay. Well, hold on. Let me see if I can get them on the phone. Hello. Hey, babe. Hey, sweetheart. Look, I got the insurance people on the line. They want to get both of us on the phone to talk to us about the insurance stuff. Oh, cool, cool, cool, good, good. Hey, Harvey, how you doing? This is Keith from Kee's insurance group. How are you? Hey, good. What's that, Nicky?

2:01.9

Good, good. Listen, I want to give you guys a call and kind of follow up. You guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and I want to give you guys a call. It's kind of better if I talk to both of you guys at the same time. So do you have a minute that we can actually use

1:58.4

to kind of get some of this information out to you?

2:00.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, man.

2:02.2

I'm going to break right now.

2:03.3

Okay, great.

2:04.3

First of all, we've gotten all your lab results back, everything, and I kind of got a few questions for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married? Well, we've been together about three years. Okay, now, prior to being married three years, how long did you guys know each other before you got married? I would you say, baby, about five and a half, five, six years? Yeah, about six years. Okay. You guys have been knowing each other pretty close to nine years now? All together, yeah. Okay. Are you actually from the same hometown? You grew up in the same

2:52.1

hometown? Yeah. Yeah, we grew up. I mean, I'm sorry, is this question, I mean, is this about

2:59.1

the insurance or? Well, I mean, there's a few things that's actually puzzling, Carmen, that we need to,

3:06.3

this is some news I actually didn't want to bring you guys,

3:10.2

but I mean, we have to actually give you this news.

3:13.7

Looking at our records, looking at all the test results,

3:16.1

and let me be the first to tell you that we run these results

3:18.5

over and over and over,

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