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Ja'miezing

Younger Guys

Ja'miezing

Chris Lilley

Ja'mie Louise King, Jamie King, Summer Heights High, Ja'mie Private School Girl, Ja'miezing, Hillford Girls Grammar, Kwami, Nahoogan, Private School Girl, Quiche, Ja'mie King, Jamiezing, Chris Lilley, Comedy, We Can Be Heroes

55.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Ja'mie offers some advice on how to attract younger guys


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0:00.0

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0:05.0

then subscribe to Gymniacs on Apple Podcast.

0:08.5

Subscribe, Eelie! me. I know you're down with like younger guys I wanted to get like some advice how to

0:28.4

someone like me get someone maybe not me seven, but like, maybe like, fresh out of university.

0:36.4

Like, how do you do it? Like, not just by being hot, like, how do you do it? Let me me know, T T. T. Y.

0:43.2

Right, okay.

0:45.0

And look, I'll give this a gore.

0:47.0

As I mentioned before a few times, I'm off guys at the moment,

0:51.0

but I do have a lot of experience with the male sex and how to lure them into

0:56.8

my web.

0:58.7

Mostly older guys in my case because of the money factor, but I have doubled in younger guys from time to time

1:06.5

if I'm honest Sebastian back in the day etceter etceter

1:10.7

um sore with older guys I find that they love talking to a woman with a dog.

1:17.0

Dogs are a huge dick magnet.

1:20.0

So before I was off boys I was stealing Demi Labaco off Amber when she was at work to take to the park as like an icebreaker to like kick off the banter with random guys that might be wandering around the park or doing their like fitness

1:35.1

stuff whatever.

1:36.1

So actually sometimes I pretend I was bitten by the dog, like I just start screaming,

1:41.9

like holding my arm. I did a bit of fake blood too one time and I actually went back to this

1:49.2

guy's place once to get like his first aid gear because he really believed it.

1:54.0

Then I confessed it was fake blood and gave him a gobie and left and it worked.

1:59.0

I used to sometimes wait outside office buildings to like investment banker workplaces and like just places where like all the men would come flooding out at the end of the day and I would I would pretend to drop a pile of my old modeling

2:15.7

portfolio fold-out brochures so I'd like scream to get their attention and then like

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