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🗓️ 13 August 2024
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Ja'mie's tips on how to stay quiche past 30
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0:00.0 | Soar if you want early access to episodes, ad free and exclusive bonus episodes, |
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0:08.5 | Subscribe, Eelie! me. here big fan you're so Kish I'd like some advice on how to remain Kish when you're in your mid |
0:26.7 | 20s early phase yeah what would you do to stay Kish right just having a look at your pick that you've sent in. Yeah, I wouldn't say the ship has sailed, but it's leaving the jetty as they say and I lift I would say is in your not so distant future |
0:49.2 | No offense, but look Keishness is something you're born with but it's also like a lot more common in younger people like me and it'll start to decline |
0:59.9 | around the 25 mark and pretty much no one over 30 is cage without having had some like serious work done. |
1:07.0 | All by following my tips. |
1:10.0 | So fine lines are like a real giveaway. So as well as Botox, I suggest trying to hold a |
1:18.8 | resting bitch face 24-7 to avoid the expression lines and the fine lines forming. I do that all day every day. |
1:27.8 | Like you'll never catch me smiling. Like I force it in photo shoots and it looks really fake but |
1:34.1 | the only time I smile I always kind of had this like dead pan like dead in the face |
1:39.1 | zombie look usually when I'm like walking around it'll freak people out but you know it's worth it |
1:47.2 | so yeah like even like at stand-up comedy shows and stuff like I'll sit in the front row |
1:52.4 | and my face like not move. |
1:55.2 | I just like I laugh on the inside and I do like a slight shoulder lift to indicate that I'm amused. Shock face reactions too are not great either so |
2:08.3 | really try and avoid those. If you want to avoid those like lines forming on your face, just go full deadpan. |
2:17.0 | If something happens, it shocks you. Like, this one time my dad's tail dropped off around his waist and his dick was like swinging |
2:26.1 | right in my face and I did not react like I just like kept my dad pan phase just |
2:31.3 | stared at it with a blank face. Yeah, it's not worth it guys. Just keep that face still. |
2:39.3 | Sleep is essential. So you've got to get sleep guys 12 to 14 hours a night. I did ask my |
2:48.0 | GP for some pro-per-fol once he refused sadly but I've always thought if money was no object I'd hire an |
2:57.2 | anesthetist to like sit by my bed all night and just like knock me out and yeah that's something in my future maybe I just |
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