You Won’t Believe What People Leave in Rental Cars - Rental Agents CONFESS
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You won't believe what people leave in rental cars. |
| 0:04.1 | Rental agents confess. |
| 0:06.8 | I was a detail of a budget and Avis while I was in college. |
| 0:10.4 | I can think of a few what the fric instances. |
| 0:13.1 | First, we had a forerunner come back with banana peals everywhere. |
| 0:16.8 | Not just a few, I'm talking dozens. |
| 0:18.5 | On the floorboards, hanging over the back seat headrests, |
| 0:21.9 | stuffed in the door pockets, like Donkey Kong himself had been driving it for a week. |
| 0:26.6 | There was the time we found a used glass pipe, you know the kind people do crystal with, |
| 0:30.6 | under the back seat of a Silverado. Then there was the one time we got a one-way rental |
| 0:34.6 | from another location dropped off with us late one night. |
| 0:41.0 | The rental agent told me that when she checked it in, it reeked of number two. |
| 0:45.5 | Upon my inspection the next day, I found someone had smeared some kind of accident on the driver's seat and left smears of human feces all over it. To make it worse, we had a customer |
| 0:51.5 | who wanted a one-way rental back towards the car's original location immediately. |
| 0:55.7 | So I had about 15 minutes to clean it. |
| 0:58.1 | Just do the best you can, is what I was told. |
| 1:01.0 | And finally, the worst by far was the road construction company that rented a corolla |
| 1:05.0 | for a month. |
| 1:06.2 | That was the only car that I wasn't able to save with a little work or time, and it had |
| 1:10.0 | to be taken to a professional |
| 1:11.1 | detailer. There was tar and asphalt stuck to the floors so thick that you couldn't even tell |
| 1:16.4 | there was carpet underneath. Tar smears all over the steering wheel, shifter, dash, door panels, |
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