You won't believe what guests ask for at Disneyland.

Theme Park employees confess.

I work at Disneyland. A kid asked me, where's Hogwarts?

I mean, it's probably about a half a day's walk away.

Then an adult asked me,

You work during the holidays?

I said yes, and then they muttered as they walked away.

I don't believe her. It's probably a trick to get

tips. I mean, it was during Christmas. He was literally there on Christmas. A little kid asked us,

Yesterday I went to Disneyland, and I saw the parade, and it was raining on the parade,

and everyone was wearing raincoats, and the little mermaid was in the parade, and she was wearing

a raincoat

too? Why? And my co-worker smoothly answered, well, because everyone else was wearing a raincoat,

and Ariel wanted to wear one too, so she could be like everyone else. Honestly, it's the adults

who are the ones who say the really crazy stuff. I'm sure there's a ton of stuff I'm forgetting

and plenty of mine are bought the frick moments, but one that sticks out in my mind was working at Splash Mountain.

The ride broke down and we cast members spread out through the ride to go evacuate people.

I got to my area to help and there was a guy who was absolutely livid that it's not happening fast enough.

He's trying to get out of the ride on his own and I let him know that he needs to stay person to wait for the group. He was also in the heart of the ride building, that thing's like a maze. You find a door and walk out of it, and you might find yourself in freaking Timbuktu. Starting an evacuation takes maybe 10 minutes or so to get rolling, maybe 20 if we've just tried to restart the ride first, although usually we know right away if it's an evacuation. So it's a bit annoying, maybe at the most, but you'd think it was the end of the world for this guy. He was ranting and yelling, and I'm trying to calmly tell him to stay seated until we get to his log. We get the guests out of the logs behind him, standard operating procedure

being to start with the back log in the section and work your way forwards to the first. And when we

get to his log, he starts ranting about how he peed his pants in the meantime, gesturing at a wet spot

on his trousers. The guests in the log behind him, however, who were very visibly sick of this guy,

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