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Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Good parents never stop thinking they’re doing a bad job; bad parents never stop to wonder if they’re doing a good one. This week, Gwenna and Tori turn to the Childproof inbox to read your emails, and share some thoughts of their own. Much to Gwenna's dismay, it turns out Surge *did* have a short-lived revival. And much to Tori's dismay, the debate about what part of NY is actually Upstate appears to be never-ending. They cover everything from the very relatable fear of messing up your kids, to an ingenious hack for winning arguments, some fresh takes on school subject folder colors, and what happens when you become obsessed with Dr. Kevorkian. Gwenna successfully Rick Rolls her husband, Tori manages to reference Hamilton more than twice, and they share the universally understood Feet Under The Door method of bringing your kids into public bathrooms. Finally, they close out the episode with an impassioned rant about changing tables. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thoughtful driving tips from ESO, number three.
0:03.4	This is Kieran. He's doing 70 on the motorway.
0:07.2	On his way to a cheeky spa appointment, though his diaries as he's visiting a client.
0:12.9	Naughty Kieran, lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey.
0:19.9	Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kieran.
0:22.6	Slowing down a little.
0:29.9	Hello and welcome to Childproof from Betches Media. I'm Tori Phantom. And I'm Gwela Lathland,
0:34.8	and this episode is another email roundup. So last week,
0:38.4	we gave you a break from the news cycle, and this week we are recording while currently in the
0:44.3	news cycle. It is deep in it. It's rough out here. So you're like self-care is walking away from
0:51.5	the news cycle for me right now. Yeah, I don't, I just spent my entire day in my feelings yesterday.
0:58.3	So the feelings weren't good.
1:01.0	So this week, you're giving us a break.
1:04.4	Yeah.
1:04.6	Thanks.
1:06.4	Thank you for being here with us and sending us so many emails.
1:10.5	They've been such a silver
1:11.5	lining. Before we start, let's start the timer. So our first email says, Tori and Guena,
1:22.5	thank you so much for today's episode, which was last week's episode. I hope you listened to that.
1:28.7	But they continue. I didn't realize how much I needed to listen to people who were still unaware of how
1:34.5	the election went simply playing games for a little. I'm a stepmom and an LGBT family,
1:39.8	and we are a multiracial household, all co-parenting in the same house. Me and the ex-husband are
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