Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Childproof from Betches Media. I'm

Gwenalachlan. And I'm Tori Phantom. This episode is admittedly not going to be about anything.

My partner's been in the hospital for the last week. Just a little septic cellulitis.

It's fine. He's doing better, but it's been a very long week. And we are recording this episode

in advance, but we know that it releases the day after the U.S. election. Obviously, as we're

talking right now, we don't know how it went yesterday or how it's still

going, but we are quite sure it is tense and uncomfortable no matter what has happened.

Yeah.

Yep.

So we're going to do our best to give you a podcast worth of a break from the news cycle.

We're going to play mini games this entire episode.

Seriously, that's it.

Nostolic food, two truths and a lie, games and decompression.

This is distraction from the rough stuff.

As parents, we are experts at distracting people from rough stuff.

And we are foregoing the timer today because we deserve a timerless episode.

Yeah, we do. Tori, the other day, my child and I, my youngest child, the girl child and I,

were out at the Walmart and she tripped over flat, stable nothingness.

Relatable, continue.

Yeah.

Apples trees, pots, kettles, like this child is mine.

She just trips.

...