The Michael Berry show. This next story is clip number 21 Ramone. It's going to be your your favorite story of the day.

An 85 year old Idaho woman was being held hostage.

She had been handcuffed to a chair.

She was shot in the leg, the arm, and the chest.

Now, I'm going, I don't know if you know this but when a woman is 85 there's something about I'm

going to picture my great grandmother who I called grandmother that's not very interesting is

but she was one-half I believe it was Cherokee I forget but she qualified for every government grant and didn't

take it I think it was her father who was 100% Native American. I forget, I get them confused. Might have been her mother because there's someone might. But anyway, so grandmother and women of that age, when they bump into stuff,

and everything bruises, right?

But the bruise is like directional drilling

in the oil business.

When you hit the spot, you hit the spot you get the spot where it was but then it kind of pools under there

So that it looks like that splotch on gourby's head remember Gorbachev had that splotch on his head? So you have a blue splotch and

that splotch might stay there for a year or 10. The splotch will just be there forever.

And the skin will be real thin and it'll tear. And my great-grandmother, she had chickens and she

gardened and she didn't, she'd never say she'd go- she'd

never say she'd go- she farmed and she had horses, but they were awful horses but

and she had a sheep metal, old, you know, thrown together. They lived in a barn. It was a

broken down old barn, very poor, but she was a ruddy, ruddy, rugged, tough woman and a great cook.

Little be tiny thing. Her name was Mary, but I never knew that until I died.

She was a grandmother to me.

And her arms would always would always there be scratches and because she'd be

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