You've Got Mail (w/ Violet Benson)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

While every entertainment website known to man was busy putting "You've Got Mail" at the top of their "Best Fall Movies of All Time" lists, Donny was busy putting Tom Hanks at the top of his "Most Hated Celebrity" list, and he spends the entirety of this episode trying (and failing) to convert Chelsea and their guest, meme queen behind viral Instagram account @daddyissues_ and host of "Almost Adulting" podcast, Violet Benson, to his side. After Donny's rant against Tom (and Nora Ephron), Chelsea goes on an (unprovoked) rant of her own about men's red flags, and Violet wows the hosts with the best tagline they've heard yet. Then, the three break down how disgusting and terrible Joe Fox is for catfishing his love interest the whole movie before Violet shocks Donny and Chelsea with some information - they're terrible people, too! To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that need our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Hello, I am Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:15.0	And I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:18.0	And we are here with The Cuteest One, and that is the meme queen responsible for the viral Instagram account daddy issues,
0:25.0	and the host of almost adulting podcast Violet Benson, hey!
0:29.0	Hi, thank you for having me.
0:31.0	Oh my God, of course, thanks for coming.
0:33.0	Thanks for watching this terrible movie.
0:36.0	Donnie, we are going to be fighting today.
0:40.0	You liked it? Violet, did you like it?
0:43.0	Um, okay, like I liked some parts of it, and then some parts of it.
0:47.0	I like world my eyes.
0:48.0	Okay.
0:49.0	Like I can see why it's a classic, but it was kind of, it was very interesting for me to finally watch a movie,
0:54.0	where with the times it's so different to watch it older and to be like,
0:59.0	yo, what the fuck?
1:01.0	But I still, like, I still love Happy Endings.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	It's still the end, even though I was like laughing, I was still like, aww, damn it, I hate that I'm still happy for that.
1:10.0	Oh yeah, I couldn't sit still for two hours because I was like, this is the most boring fucking movie I've ever seen.
1:14.0	And then I still cried at the end, so I guess I like a happy ending too.
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