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Before Breakfast

You've got it in your pocket

Before Breakfast

iHeartPodcasts

Education, Self-improvement

4.51.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Have ready-made responses for awkward questions

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Chelsea Peretti. Do you feel chronic existential dread but love talking about delicious snacks? Call me! My podcast is relaunching!

0:08.0

Do you fear wild dangerous animals to the point where you're constantly watching attack videos and reading articles

0:13.4

about wild animal attack survivors or those who succumb to attack, call in!

0:18.0

We can also discuss reality shows and emergency room footage.

0:21.4

Listen to call Chelsea Perretti on Will Farrell's Big Money Players Network on the I Heart

0:25.6

Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

0:30.1

Welcome to Before Breakfast, a production of I Heart Radio.

0:37.0

Good morning.

0:40.0

This is Laura.

0:42.0

Welcome to the Before Breakfast Podcast.

0:45.0

Today's tip is to use pocket phrases to respond to questions and comments you find yourself

0:50.9

encountering again and again.

0:53.0

Pocket phrases are proven reliable answers

0:57.0

that keep you from having to respond to every situation anew.

1:01.0

The phrases are, in your back pocket when you need them.

1:05.0

I imagine we can all list the questions and comments we get more often than we wish. If you are taller than 63 or so, people may seem incapable of ignoring this fact.

1:18.3

Ditto with bright red hair or anything physically outside the norm.

1:23.0

If you're above a certain age and unpartnered,

1:26.0

you may be asked why you're still single

1:29.0

or why you don't have kids.

1:31.0

If you're between jobs,

1:32.0

how's the job search going?

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