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All right, let's get it to our kick of the week, y'all.

We are going to do the ABC, the Mother Earth.

I looked up these kink slash fetishes that I'm like, damn.

I don't know if we've ever talked about it because what the fuck. So the first one, and I want y'all to guess what y'all think it is based on Latin roots and shit. So acterasty fetish. What do you think that mean? Actorasty. And I don't know if I'm saying it right, but that's how it's spelled.

What's the front? A-C-T-I-R-A-S-T-Y. Actor-R-A-S-T-Y. All right, y'all's don't know. Yeah, I know. So does the sexual fetish known when someone is aroused by the rays of the sun? Therefore, someone with this fetish would love being intimate outdoors or under a large window on a sunny afternoon. What is the sun connected to acting? I don't know. I just thought y'all might know Latin roots. I don't know. This next one, though, mind you, the other A1 was way way too easy y'all would have got it aquaphylia

okay fucking in the water aqua you know all right so this next one brontofilia and this has nothing to do

with lebron james damn i think it sounds too it's town too Bronzophilia. So that means there's some anal plague on it. This actually... I think I'm a bronzophiliac. I don't know if that's the word, but this is me. So bronzophilia is the fetish when someone gets extremely aroused by thunderstorms. What the fuck? Yes. Oh, I ain't going to hold you. Okay, but I think I'm bad. The way I rub my pussy when it's raining, I'd be like, oh my God, time to like go play with myself. When I hear that goddamn rain and thunder, my whole body shuts down and I just get horny. Why? Because you, your body knows there's nothing else you can do right now. Right. You can't go to side. You don't know what I just said. So I went to Mexico to get this dental shit done. Long story short. One of the days, it was crazy thunder. So my nigger wakes up and he's like, damn, that sucks. And I was like, bro, we're on vacation to do nothing. Wow. And now the rain is in the best place. So we come outside and it's an all-inclusive reward. And you could tell they stress and they'll know what activities to do for people. They were like, sorry. You know, are you guys having a good day? I mean, we are having a fucking, Nick, I had that sex blaze on my face. You know, it a little dried up coming, look a little white. It looked like I had some eggs in my flakes. Just semen. I love when it rain. Give it to me. All right. And now, for speaking, let's see if y'all can get this. This one was strange.

Chasmophilia. By the way, has something to avoid. So you did son. You did rain. It's all about Mother Earth. Uh-uh. Chasmophilia. By the way, I love that there's kinks that we still don't know that I saw. And I was like, what the fuck? I don't think we ever talked about. Other kinks.

Close.

What'd you say?

No, I'm just saying. No. There's kinks that we still don't know that I saw. And I was like, what the fuck? I don't think we ever talked about. Other kinks.

Close.

What did you say?

No, I'm just saying.

No, we think it was closer. I'm thinking of something like feeling the ground, like grounding. Close. Chasmithelia is an unusual and interesting finish. What it means is that one is aroused by crevices, caverns, and valleys.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Literally. What it means is that one is aroused by crevices, caverns, and valleys.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

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