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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- Zooning Out

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Nikki wants you to know something about runners after an altercation that she wishes the neighborhood witnessed. She does a feelings check with her BFF Anya Marina and the gals discuss a subject Nikki only knows 20% about, finances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Hey friends, how's it going?

0:06.8

It's uh, you up, a hit of pod.

0:09.2

I'm Mickey Glazer in my dad's home office in St. Louis, Missouri. You know it.

0:14.3

Shout out to Brody Stevens. That was a Brody Stevens. You know it. I just went for a run.

0:21.8

I often do this podcast right after I get in a real hearty run

0:26.8

Just ran my ass off for four miles and my ass is off. I mean like running like does not do anything for your ass. It just makes it like and I need

0:36.6

Still like put an extra effort down there and like very concentrated effort if I'm gonna have like a really decent ass, although, oh, I didn't mention this before on the podcast and I wanted to yesterday. I didn't get around to it. I accidentally left the camera running the other day in my dad's office because I was shooting a music video that I shot for Onya Marina.

0:55.0

And with Ian, Fideance and Andrew Colin and on your Maria, it's a really fun music video.

1:00.5

I don't know when it will come out, but I accidentally left the camera

1:03.6

running all day and then by the time I went to go send the guy the footage, I was like,

1:07.2

oh shit, this has been running all day. Well, it also, so I went back and looked at

1:11.2

like how it recorded. it was like a security camera

1:13.8

footage because it was just me coming in periodically to check my email hit a bowl that I

1:20.5

have stored inside the frame of the window that is right behind my desk like because my family was over so I was just like you know just coming in to just like get some alone time and I was in a swimsuit and then I got to see myself from behind I was like

1:34.3

scared I was like because sometimes you like I have body dysmorphia in the sense that I think I look

1:39.2

better than I might be and I know that's not an original thing to say, but it truly, I truly feel that way. I've been having this thing on Zoom where I accidentally, I'll be just kind of zooming out. That's the wrong word to use, but like just kind of like like zoning out, zooning out.

1:55.2

And then I like look at the boxes, but it's kind of like I'm blurring my eyes.

1:59.7

And then I like see my own box and I'm like, that's cool and then I see it's me and I'm like oh she you know she's wait did you just think that was an older woman or did you like sometimes I'm like oh my god she looks like a Nancy Myers character like sometimes I think I look like, oh my God, she looks like a Nancy Myers character. Like sometimes I think I look like a

2:14.9

a cool older woman. And then I go, is that bad? And then I just forget it's me at first and you

2:19.7

get to see a glimpse of yourself without knowing that it's you. It's very telling. So I got to look at myself from

2:26.9

behind another day and I got to say not too not too shabby. I'm pretty happy with my workout which is truly just running four miles every day that I feel necessary.

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